一个关于比特币玩家跳河的笑话说尽比特币的发展波折和币海深度
币海深深
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to Jump.
我曾经看到一个家伙站在桥上准备跳下去
I said: “Don't do it”
我对他说:“不要跳啊!”
He said:"Bitcoin is dead"
这个家伙说:“比特币死啦!”
I said: “Bitcoin is a honey badger. Do you believe the White Paper?
我对他说:“比特币是一个蜜獾,你相信它的白皮书吗?”
He said: “Yes.”
他回答:“是的,我相信”
I said: “Are you trader or a holder?"
我对他说:“你是个超盘手还是一个比特币持有者呢?”
He said: “A holder”
他说:“一个持有者”
I said:“Me,too! ”
我说:“我也是”
“Bitcoin Core or Bitcoin Unilimited ? ”
“比特币核心还是比特币无限容量”
He said:“BitcoinCore.”
他说:“比特币核心”
I said:“Me,too! ”
我说:“ 我也是”
Pro-SegWit or Ant-SegWit?
“支持隔离见证还是反对隔离见证类型“
He said: “Pro-SegWit”
他说:“支持隔离见证类型”
I said: “Me,too! SegWit by soft-fork or SegWit by hard-fork?"
我说:“ 我也是! 软分叉隔离见证还是硬叉隔离见证呢?”
He said:“SegWit by soft-fork'
他说:“软分成隔离见证”
I said: “Me too! SegWit by User Activated Soft- Fork or SegWit by Miner Activated Soft-Fork?”
我说:“我也是!是用户激活软分叉见证呢还是矿工激活类型的软分叉隔离见证”
He said: “SegWit by Miner Activated Soft-Fork”
他说:“ 矿工激活类型的软分叉隔离见证 ”
I said: “Me too! SegWit by Miner Activated Soft-Fork with 1MB Blocksize or SegWit by Miner Activated Soft-Forkwitha 2MB Blocksize increase?"
我说:“我也是, 是1M区块大小矿工激活性软分叉类型的隔间见证扩容还是2M区块大小旷工激活性软分叉类型的隔间见证扩容? ”
He said: “SegWit by Miner Activated Soft Fork with a 2MB Blocksize Increase”
他说:“2M区块大小矿工激活性软分叉类型的隔间见证扩容”
I said: “Me, too!" SegWit by Miner Activated Soft-Fork with a 2MB Blocksize Increase Hong Kong Roundtable Agreement of 2016, or SegWit by Miner Activated Soft-Forkwitha 2MB Blocksize Increase DCG Consensus Agreement of 2017? ”
我说:“ 我也一样!你的是2016香港圆桌协定型2M区块大小矿工激活性软分叉类型的隔间见证扩容, 还是2017 DDG(Digital Currency Group)共识下的2M区块大小矿工激活性软分叉类型的隔间见证扩容?”
He said: “SegWit by Miner Activated Soft-Forkwith a 2MB Blocksize Increase DCG Consensus Agrcement of 2017”
他说: “是2017 DDG(Digital Currency Group)共识下的2M区块大小矿工激活性软分叉类型的隔间见证扩容”
I said: “Die, shit coiner” and I pushed him over.
我说: “去死吧,该死的造币者” 我一怒之下把他推下去啦!
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